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September 3rd, 2007

08:35 pm: Requests?
So I've been lame, haven't I? I've been trying to write this thing where Mangthyn gets the all virtue-and-goodness paladin up in her room at the inn and has her wicked way with him but it's just not happening, you know?

So I've decided it's time to branch out in a new direction! Total Request Orcporn!

Request away! What do you want to see? Request a kink, a position, a plot, whatever you like. Doesn't necessarily have to have orcs in it but I may put 'em in anyway. ;)

Current Mood: boredbored
Current Music: The Waitresses: I Know What Boys Like

April 11th, 2006

04:42 pm: Dickering over options
So, I've been trying to come up with a psuedonym under which to publish my smut... er... erotica. Yeah. (Some folks get downright snippy if you refer to this stuff as smut or porn - it's erotica, they cry out with balled fists... whatever dude. What you call it isn't important unless what it is isn't... or something.)

At first I thought I had the perfect name - Margaret Lilly. Isn't that pretty? But a friend told me that name made me sound like "One of those hairy-armed guys who write romance novels." So talking it over with my sister I came up with Enid Frey. But that makes me sound like a mean old spinster.

Then I thought... why stay female? A psuedonym can let you be whoever, whatever you want. There's something... naughty... in changing gender. Would a male name turn my readers off? What do you guys think? Could I be a Jimmy or Tom?
Andrew? I always liked guys named Andy. How about Andy Lane? It could be androgynous, eh? "Andy" could be short for "Andrea."

Some more possible psuedonyms:

Constanza Milquetoast
Andy Bartleby
Miranda Combs
Chris Duchamps

none of these are jumping out at me - I want something... romantic. Exotic. Fun. Yet not immediately recognizable as a fake name. Or do I?

Anyway, I really ought to put some smut in this entry too.Collapse )</lj-cut

Current Mood: rushedrushed
Current Music: Man of La Mancha: It's All the Same

April 27th, 2004

02:42 pm: A warning
I am horny. I mean, for me.

Ugly guys are startin' to look good. Fat guys, old guys, skinny guys, boys barely old enough to shave - all I'm thinking is... there's a dick attached to that, and barring all conventions of society and decoruum, I bet he can't out run me...

Yeah. So lately my personal orc porn wanderings have been perhaps too rough even to post here. I'm talking radiators and bicycle chains. Fewer 'character moments', more adjectives.

Probably should not be viewed by anyone.Collapse )

Current Mood: frustratedfrustrated
Current Music: Frank Zappa: Give Me Your Dirty Love

April 21st, 2004

02:00 pm: Sweet Spring Rain
The sky is carressing the earth outside with sultry kisses.
It's definately time for a little orcporn action.

I admit, I let my desire to entertain overpower my whole reason to start this journal- it's for me, for those occasions when I just gotta write smut and share it with someone. Smut should never be tainted by a sense of obligation.

Cue a thunderclapCollapse )

Okay... just a start. What do you want? I'm at work!

Current Mood: flirtyflirty
Current Music: Sweet: Love is Like Oxygen

April 14th, 2004

09:20 am: Este indesision se me molesta!
I'm torn between a desire to provide content to my vast readership - all six of you- or hold out for quality.

Even as it is, there are sections of my existing ouvre that I'm holding back, that are, shall we say - nasty.

What vote you?

A. Quality

B. Quantity

C. Nasty

Some off-the-top-of-my-head D&D setting- in a vote for quantityCollapse )

Current Mood: dirtydirty
Current Music: The Clash: Should I Stay or Should I Go
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